Choking the turtle

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014

choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007