Choking the turtle Share definition Flag Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement. I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes. Choking the turtle by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Choking the turtle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch