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Choking The Turkey 

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.
My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

Choking the turkey 

What the fuck are you doing here This has no meaning go eat my ass
Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass

chocking the turkey 

When you masturbate. Another name for wanking, mostly used by Highschool teens on the west coast.
Kid 1:Where's peter at?
Kid 2:He's at home chocking the turkey before he gets here.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026