Choking the turkey

feverishly masturbating while making a turkey dinner

Brother 1: Why'd it take dad so long making dinner tonight?

Brother 2: Oh you know dad he's always choking the turkey.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 10, 2012

Choking The Turkey

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016

Choking the turkey

What the fuck are you doing here This has no meaning go eat my ass

Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass

by TheUltimateChickenChoker December 23, 2019

chocking the turkey

When you masturbate. Another name for wanking, mostly used by Highschool teens on the west coast.

Kid 1:Where's peter at?
Kid 2:He's at home chocking the turkey before he gets here.

by Big black niggaz November 11, 2013