Choir Slut 

A girl in choir who is always all over the male members of the choir. They get super excited when the males sing or when a guy walks into a practice room. They talk about how much they love a certain guy because of his "voice" but they're really just being flirty/slutty. Another characteristic of a choir slut is that they are constantly singing or showing off their musical talents (e.g. "omg, that note is soo easy!"). Choir sluts aren't exceptionally good looking and are usually pretty good at singing but are overly confident about it, and they use their talent to get attention. Choir sluts tend to hang out together (only during choir though). Not all good singers are choir sluts, but all choir sluts must be somewhat talented.

"Omg, look at Becky flirting with that tenor, James! She's not even pretty, that choir slut."

Choir Slut by Choir Prude June 19, 2012

Slutty Bean Bag Chair 

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.

Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

Slutty Bean Bag Chair by Father Longcauk May 3, 2014