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chode master 

a person with a penis that is shorter than it is wide
Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*
chode master by haneman November 13, 2006
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Chode Master 

if your name is Blayne you are a chode master which means your penis in wider than it is long (LIKE BLAYNE)
dude do you know Blayne has a massive chode (yea i heard he's a chode master)
Chode Master by Not_cynic May 9, 2022

Chode master 

Bryan mcnown
The chode master is on the loose again.
Chode master by Oh haha July 12, 2020

Chode Master General 

a general master of taking chode up the ass
Joshua Dale Rosenberger was awarded the Chode Master General award for having the most chodes up his ass at one time and for having a nasty girlfriend

chode master general loaf eater 

when someone eats a loaf of their master generals chode
that kid greg is a total chode master general loaf eater fo shizzle my nizz

Master Chode 

Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "

code master 

The code master is the master of all codes ever divesed by man and any other super being.
me: this code will take me 200 years to break
Code Master: it will take me less than 2 miliseconds...
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