Chocumlate Cake

Were a man has diaharrea and shits in a womans pusy, creampies her and eats it up

I just made a chocumlate cake with youre mom

by Bahanadad January 14, 2022

Icing the chocolate cake

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

Frosted Chocolate Cake

When you do anal with someone, they shit afterwords, and you ejaculate onto the pile of shit

I know she’s the one- she let me do anal and make a frosted chocolate cake after

by Frosted Chocolate Cake lover69 November 5, 2022

Pass on the chocolate cake

If someone needs to pass on the chocolate cake, it means that they're a little hefty and need to lose a little weight. Could also imply pre-diabetic-ness.

Man, Tanner is packing the pudge lately... I think he needs to pass on the chocolate cake.

by DJMinkus December 8, 2009

Chocolate Cake

A cake made of chocolate flavor. Its very yummy for most people, but the haters prefer vanilla. Chocolate Cake defines life, and why we live it. It also contains the reason why man was put on Earth.

Dude, do the stuff.

Yea, the chocolate cake?
Yea Man! I got the money

by rockinskull October 26, 2015

Chocolate Cake

chocolate cake (n.) - a delicious sweet made out of cake and chocolate
chocolate cake (v.) - the act of scarfing down one's weight in chocolate cake (see above) and doing the "i'm fat!" dance before promptly deciding that one ate far too much and going to lay down (aka a chocolate coma); often results in chocolate euphoria

1) I want some chocolate cake.
2) I'm going to go chocolate cake myself into oblivion.

by jozaud November 17, 2009