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Chocolate Moose 

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When a man a woman are having sex and they stop. The man ejaculates all over the girls face and smears it in. Then he shits in his hands and smears the shit and semen into a chocolatey con"cock"sion... you have completed a Chocolate Moose.. to dispose properly the man must now lick it all off of her face...
Ryan Chocolate Moosed Madeline.
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chocolate moose 

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when a partner gets a chocolate enima and poops it into a pretty glass and the other partner swallows whipped cream and throws it up as a topper to the glass and as they gaze into each others eyes arms linked together with spoons they eat their disgustingly yummy dessert!
im so glad we decicded to make dessert together!
chocolate moose by elohcin July 30, 2004
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Chocolate moose 

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What ladies get from wiping back to front.
Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .
Chocolate moose by Trandle man January 25, 2018
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Chocolate Moose 

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When you take a shit and then sit on their face.
MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose
Chocolate Moose by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018
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Chocolate Moose Knucle 

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A larger version of a camel toe on a women of dark complexion
Dam girl, that aint no camel toe thats a chocolate moose knucle.
Chocolate Moose Knucle by Asphalr1 April 30, 2019
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chocolate moose pie 

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when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.
chocolate moose pie by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019
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doorwall 

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A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Cracked 

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Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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