Chocolate Doughnut

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When you go for a dump and don't wipe. Instead you get your bitch, grab and lift your balls with one hand while shoving her face deep in your arse with the other and proceed to gyrate on her vigerously leaving a chocolate coloured doughnut ring on her mouth. If your arse is bleeding a bit from that monster shit you did then it leaves a bit of blood behind aswell. That is considered a Chocolate Doughnut with Strawberry. You may also include dropping your balls on her nose while gyrating so that she can sniff your hard earned ball sweat while you paint her face. Bitches love that shit, they'll be begging for more!

Guy1: Dude, I totally got my bitch good this time... Guy2: Yeah? What happened?? Guy1: Oh bro, I gave her the best Chocolate Doughnut and the beauty was I had just done this monster turd and my arse was bleeding a bit leaving behind a nice red and brown shit stain on her face. Guy2: HAHA, Thats ace man!! You gave her a Chocolate Doughnut with Strawberry!!!

Chocolate Doughnut by Joori January 16, 2010

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Chocolate doughnut

Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)

"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"

Chocolate doughnut by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019

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glazed chocolate doughnut

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut

lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good

glazed chocolate doughnut by bl123 October 19, 2008

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Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut

The arsehole of a ridiculously ugly fat asian prostitute who hasn't seen toilet roll in a few weeks.

Bill: You're going down with herpes man you know that.

Ben: I don't give a fuck I got to stick it to her Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut. *high five*.

Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut by Facecake July 25, 2009

chocolate jam doughnut

When yo girl is on her period, you grab her used tampon and shove it up her ass.

"I heard you and Mel got kinky last night"

"Yeah I gave her a chocolate jam doughnut"

chocolate jam doughnut by Bazzels May 30, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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