choas

wrong way to spell chaos

i cannot speel write

by dertle December 10, 2003

choas

a weaponized pastry.

Choas don't kill people, apes with choas kill people.

by Be-Rad April 7, 2008

choas

The awesomest way to spell chaos. Display how cool you are by spelling chaos in this manner.

Me: Let's go rain some choas all over Wal*Mart.

Syznak: Make sure ya get some dex!

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

choas

the colloquial combining of the insults "choad" and "ass"

Matt is such a choas.

by Winston Peril April 5, 2005

Choas

Dabi

Man 1: hi David, have you heard about the choas being a todoroki theory?

Man 2: you mean Dabi?

Man 1: I said choas, dumbass

by Ch0a$ August 12, 2021

prince of chaos

Another name for junior grimes. Aka the rap king of rhyme.

Or the true title for Junior the egomaniac (Junior grimes)

J grimes has many names and takes on many forms but the one most common these days is that of a young boy with a penchant for destruction.

Junior grimes IS the Prince of chaos. he will deceive many into believing he’s not the forbidden one, the son of sin but he is.

if one wants to force Junior to admit he’s the prince of chaos simply act like there’s someone else who you assume is the prince of chaos in front of him and he’ll show his true nature as J’s ego is TOO BIG to ignore that truth.

Junior The Egomaniac (J grimes) IS the prince of chaos

Girl 1: omg dad why won’t you let me see my boyfriend anymore??!

Dad: because he’s nothing but trouble

Girl 1: but daddy, he’s a prince!

Dad: yea THE PRINCE OF CHAOS! I forbid you from seeing him

Junior the forbidden one: funny you should say that...

Dad: ....

Mom: damn, looks like christmas came early this year *sweats seductively*

Dad: dammit look what your stupid boyfriends done to my wife now!

Junior the prince of chaos: ;)

by Monkeybread July 4, 2021

Embrace the Chaos!!!!

Embrace the Chaos!!!! — the devil-may-care attitude of confronting every American day before the 2024 elections with the expectation that: in spite of record worldwide flooding; extreme weather events,; forest fires in the major wooded areas around the world; mass casualty earthquake events in heavily populated areas; threats to democracy; and a Ukrainian proxy war with Russia that sometimes threatens to escalate to a limited nuclear exchange — in spite of all of that — THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW; AND, EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY IT’S ALL BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER!!!!

REALLY.

BELIEVE ME.

Yeah…Im not buying it either. Embrace the Chaos!!!!

Don’t question any of the dire signs and portents: Embrace the Chaos!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 10, 2023