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The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".
A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).
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The feeling you get when some one expresses their love for you, to you, directly or indirectly. This feeling sends chills down your spine, makes your hair stand up, and provides comfort in times of doubt or need when thought upon. This feeling is so powerful that when you think of the expressed act, or acts, of love given to you weeks, months, or years later, it will still take your breath away. You know you are loved when you start to feel chitsey.
My goodness girl... you got me all hot and chitsey!
I get so chitsey thinking about the first time we made love.
I know you love me baby, because right now I feel so chitsey!
chitsey by baseball bat April 18, 2010

Mark Chirnside 

A piano player and celebrity in the music scene of New Zealand through the bands "Secondi" and "Echolypse". Recently a youtube hit with his song "Miller Rose".

More commonly referred to by his followers as "Chirny", "Marky Mark", or "THE MAN".

Mark Chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee and pianos to induce their adoration. Using his knowledge of arpeggios, THE MAN will captivate even further and attempt to mate, his most frequent attempts appear to be directed towards men of the "Bosmanius Clan" who are his most devoted followers.
CHIRNY: "Thyne eyes looketh like arpeggios..."
FOLLOWER: "Oh Mark Chirnside, oh. oh Oh. OOH. HOOOO."

-extract from previous attempts to woo the bosmanius clan.
Mark Chirnside by bosmaniuslittleus December 11, 2011

off the charts 

Adj. Extrodinarily out of the norm; beyond expectation; top of the line.
His new car was off the charts!
off the charts by kingborn360 August 7, 2006

I hate the anti chirst 

I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST
LE BLUEHEMLET:We've got you surrounded! Come drink your corn syrup!
Le troll:I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST I HATE THE ANTICHIRST

Peggle Chirps

n. The act of insulting an opponent's performance in a given situation in a video game or other competitive medium followed immediately by a negative event occurring to the perpetrator. Brings justice to the initial chirpee by making the chirper eat his words and feel like a complete idiot. Coined in 2010 after noticing over the course of many multiplayer games of Peggle, chirps would almost certainly be followed by a terrible turn immediately after. The term is not limited to use in games of Peggle - the term applies to all video games and competitive mediums.
*Evan hits one orange peg and two blue pegs for a terrible score*
Jason: "Dude that shot was fucking terrible LMFAO"
*misses every peg*
Evan: "Peggle chirps bitch"

Evan: *misses shot in CoD, gets sniped*
Jason: "Nice shot fag"
*Evan spawns, 360 tomahawk across the map*
Evan "OH!!!! PEGGLE CHIRPS MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
Peggle Chirps by J-Pizzle95 November 3, 2013
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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