Chirts 

30mg Instant Release Oxycodone tablets.
They are sought out for their easy crushing and snorting.

Do you know where i can get some chirts bro? All i can find is these damn perk 5's

Chirts by XMyPetRockX February 27, 2011

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

The Charts Theorem by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

chitsey 

The feeling you get when some one expresses their love for you, to you, directly or indirectly. This feeling sends chills down your spine, makes your hair stand up, and provides comfort in times of doubt or need when thought upon. This feeling is so powerful that when you think of the expressed act, or acts, of love given to you weeks, months, or years later, it will still take your breath away. You know you are loved when you start to feel chitsey.

My goodness girl... you got me all hot and chitsey!
I get so chitsey thinking about the first time we made love.
I know you love me baby, because right now I feel so chitsey!

chitsey by baseball bat April 18, 2010

Mark Chirnside 

A piano player and celebrity in the music scene of New Zealand through the bands "Secondi" and "Echolypse". Recently a youtube hit with his song "Miller Rose".

More commonly referred to by his followers as "Chirny", "Marky Mark", or "THE MAN".

Mark Chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee and pianos to induce their adoration. Using his knowledge of arpeggios, THE MAN will captivate even further and attempt to mate, his most frequent attempts appear to be directed towards men of the "Bosmanius Clan" who are his most devoted followers.

CHIRNY: "Thyne eyes looketh like arpeggios..."
FOLLOWER: "Oh Mark Chirnside, oh. oh Oh. OOH. HOOOO."

-extract from previous attempts to woo the bosmanius clan.

Mark Chirnside by bosmaniuslittleus December 11, 2011

off the charts 

Adj. Extrodinarily out of the norm; beyond expectation; top of the line.

His new car was off the charts!

off the charts by kingborn360 August 7, 2006

I hate the anti chirst 

I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST

LE BLUEHEMLET:We've got you surrounded! Come drink your corn syrup!
Le troll:I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST I HATE THE ANTICHIRST

I hate the anti chirst by chinaman69420 April 22, 2021

Peggle Chirps

n. The act of insulting an opponent's performance in a given situation in a video game or other competitive medium followed immediately by a negative event occurring to the perpetrator. Brings justice to the initial chirpee by making the chirper eat his words and feel like a complete idiot. Coined in 2010 after noticing over the course of many multiplayer games of Peggle, chirps would almost certainly be followed by a terrible turn immediately after. The term is not limited to use in games of Peggle - the term applies to all video games and competitive mediums.

*Evan hits one orange peg and two blue pegs for a terrible score*
Jason: "Dude that shot was fucking terrible LMFAO"
*misses every peg*
Evan: "Peggle chirps bitch"

Evan: *misses shot in CoD, gets sniped*
Jason: "Nice shot fag"
*Evan spawns, 360 tomahawk across the map*
Evan "OH!!!! PEGGLE CHIRPS MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

Peggle Chirps by J-Pizzle95 November 3, 2013