A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
by Chiplove November 3, 2011
The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.
I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome
by Turkeymash August 19, 2014
some symptoms include :
Diarrhea
Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes
Heartburn
Nausea
Excessive vomiting
Diarrhea
Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes
Heartburn
Nausea
Excessive vomiting
You take a visit to the doctor after going to your favorite Mexican hot spot.
Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!
Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!
by Hulkthegiantpitbull December 27, 2017
What occurs after you eat Chipotle. The act of vomiting perfusely through the asshole after devouring a Chipotle Mexican Burrito.
Me: Bro whats wrong with you today?
Mike: I am suffering from Post Chipotle Syndrome (PCS) today dude, why do you have to call me out like that? I have the toilet ring imprinted on my ass cheeks dude.
Me: Enough said man.
Mike: Yeah...brb.
Mike: I am suffering from Post Chipotle Syndrome (PCS) today dude, why do you have to call me out like that? I have the toilet ring imprinted on my ass cheeks dude.
Me: Enough said man.
Mike: Yeah...brb.
by Miggity Mack May 13, 2011
The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you
As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker
by dilhobootyhole July 16, 2022