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Chintacle 

chin·ta·cle, n.

Including, but not limited to unsightly facial hair growth in post-menopausal women. Named as such due to the hypnotically disturbing and tentacle/serpentine manner the whiskers protrude from the face.

May also be applied to young men who, while attempting to grow out their facial hair, allow isolated and unsightly whiskers to develop into disturbing albeit not as surprising tentacle/serpentine growths. Failure to attend to the rogue whiskers may result in becoming a permavirgin
1. Dude, your grandmother may be the nicest lady on this planet, but I get freaked out by those chintacles that she has going on out there. Can't she just pluck them out?

2. That crazy cat lady better watch out: Perseus may be after her - what with those chintacles, and all.

3. Dude, I respect the side burns and don't mind the 'stache you're growing there, but damn - kill the chintacles, please! They're making you a permavirgin, and threatening to strangle small animals.
Chintacle by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010

Chantale 

A beautiful old soul that respects all things that better the earth, humankind, animals, and society. Funny, intense, and full of life one minute; reflective and somber the next.
I said something spiteful, and then she pulled a Chantale.
Chantale by truthteller99 October 1, 2012

chingaletta 

(noun, from chinga): Literally "little fucking thing". Used to describe (1) a young prostitute (2) a teenage slut (3) a piece of trash (4) an irritant
Yo! Who put this chingaletta in my garage?
chingaletta by Vermont Ferret February 14, 2005
A lovable person. She is known for her smarts, beauty, sex appeal, her stunning smile and guys fall for her all the time, she has a problem though she is very insecure about herself a lot . When people hurt her she tends to drift away. They are kind of weird and crazy but that's why people love chantalle's. Chantalle's are loyal and get pissed off easily. Chantalle's are pretty but their amazing personality makes them more attractive. Chantalle's love to party and be around people. Chantalle's have many friends. Chantalle's are secretive they never tell anyone who they have a crush on.
Brooke: Who is that girl in the red dress?

Helen: ooh that's Chantalle. You will like her, everybody does
Chantalle by Lipsofwonderrr January 27, 2013
As your woman gives you head, you blow it on her chin and let it run off like an icecicle.
On a hot summer day, Danielle asked for something cold to drink so I gave her a nice chincicle.
chantalle is a very beautiful woman, she has a phat ass yes with a ph. Very caring and loving and loyal. Sometimes is a dory. You will definitely be happy you found a chantalle to be a life partner can’t ask for anyone better! ;)
The most amazing woman in the world is a Chantalle
Chantalle by TC101515 December 7, 2018