Chinese Deathstar 

A fictitious weapon shown by preteen neighborhood boys in order to lure younger, misguided girls into their closet.

If you do whatever I want for a week, I'll show you my Chinese Deathstar.

Chinese Deathstar by JPey December 19, 2007

chinese deathtrap 

when you have an elderly woman sit on your face naked so that they arose you.

i heard my grandma gives chinese deathtraps for $20 a sitting

perfect day for a chinese deathtrap!

chinese deathtrap by Mr.Henke FTW11 January 28, 2011