chindogu 

1.From Japanese, literarilly " accessory of a weird way". It is a totally useless invention that seems to be " useful" but in reality it isn't. They are usually done as an art form.

2. A product that makes you believe that it is useful,usually " modern or high tech-looking" but you don't really need it, when there are other regular, cheaper products that are the same.

" Why you wasting your money on that flat screen tv? just buy a projector. That tv is just a chindogu !

chindogu by gigantus March 26, 2006

Chindagu 

The ironic situation where you are talking to somebody on a cell phone, you lie to them, and the random people around you are aware you just lied.

Your at the doctors office, for an EMBARRASSING appointment that you don't want anyone to know about, sitting in the waiting room.
a buddy calls you up and asks you what your up to.
you then reply "I'm at my buddies place having some beers".
You look around and realize that everybody in the room is looking at you with a weird expression and a Chindagu moment is created.

Chindagu by mojoman13 July 30, 2010

Chindogbia

An alternative to the commonly known word "bitch"

Can be used as an insult or referred to as a female dog.

Yo you're a Chindogbia!

Is the dog a Chindogbia?

Chindogbia by WinnerSpinnerChickenDinner October 20, 2020

chindog 

A word to describe the nutsack of a dog (Usually to tell the owner that the dog needs to be neutured)

Person 1: Hey like my dog?

Person 2: Your dog is a chindog jesus

Person 1: Hey! Not my fault I can't afford to neuter the damn nuts!

Dog: Woof

chindog by German Schnitzel Eater November 14, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019