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Child Seat 

The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.
"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
Child Seat by The Kewl Kids June 26, 2006

child seat 

The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.
"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
child seat by The Kewl Kids September 2, 2008

seat chilli 

When you have explosive diarrhea and it gets ALL over the seat.
"I just left some seat chilli in the bathroom!"

"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"

"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"
seat chilli by handledisbish May 31, 2019

chillstatus 

the state of feeling cool and/or like a pimpsicle
"Hey Bobert, how was your greasy date last night?"

Bobert:

"That was some proggy times homey...chillstatus."
chillstatus by overidon March 17, 2009

Chilleat 

The act of chilling with a friend and eating at the same time.
Hey, wanna chilleat?

Yeah man...what are we eating?
Chilleat by dquikstix September 3, 2009

Chillset 

To have a very relaxed/chill mindset. To not be worried at all.
I don't care bro, I'm on a chillset right now.
Chillset by BigBirkinBagger January 9, 2024