Chili Con Carne 

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

Chili Con Carne by RT November 22, 2004

Chili Con Carne 

The most awesome Latino dish ever that with leave your mouth full of fire.

Husband: "Ayyy Mami! What is this? Its deliciouso!"

Wife:"It's chili con carne!"

Chili Con Carne by Hot Mami 12345 January 28, 2011

Chili con Carne 

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

Chili con Carne by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016

chili con carne 

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.

"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."

chili con carne by chilibillie November 18, 2009

Chile Con Carne 

When you cut open someone anus and/or asshole and have them shit in your mouth to create a shit-blood mix.

Jay: NAH WHY DO YOU HAVE A BIG CUT IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND WHY IS IT SHIT STAINED

Elliot: Jack wanted to do a Chile Con Carne... you wouldn't understand

Chile Con Carne by Tom "Lightskin" Murphy February 27, 2023

Chilli con carne 

Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.

Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.

Chilli con carne by Chilli Kingmaker August 14, 2022

chili concarne challenge

a large anal sex orgy is had by several people. following said orgy
all participants deficate on the floor and procede to engage in a "mud" wrestling match whereby the objective is to force as much feces as one can into the bodily orifices of their opponents. the winner of the challenge is the last person standing.

man vin diesel ruled that chili concarne challenge the othet night

chili concarne challenge by domes on holmes August 1, 2009