When a man or woman wakes their boyfriend or shemale partner up by taking a wet sloppy dump all over their dick.
Example: Craig was tired of his realtionship going no where with his boyfriend so one day he took it upon himself to wake him by making a sloppy mess of his gentalia by unloading his wet, sloppy, hot, and spicy chili pile all over his cock. Craig's Chili masked his cock with a stinky, musky, wretched, arousing, scent. Then Craig's boyfriend Matt awoke and said what the fuck Craig?! What is it Matt aren't you hungry for "Chili Dogs"? Well... I do like me some good ol' fashionable "Chili Dogging" Matt exclaimed.
by ThefriendlyTaco May 03, 2017
Possibly the best concession ever invented, consisting of your ordinary hot dog or smokie, except you add a chili that has nothing but the meat and sauce. Grated cheese or cheese sauce is optional.
by Flash Dude November 19, 2011
When a girl shits on a guys dick then he stick's it in her ass the shit is the chili the dick is the dog and the ass is the bun!
by SlopNChop June 03, 2016
by Anonymous March 09, 2003
A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit
I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge tits yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed.
by Kendall March 08, 2005
When you are tit fucking a girl and you take a dump on her chest to provide lubricant. The resulting penis covered in excrement between her tits resembles a disgusting chili dog.
by Jason Myers January 21, 2004
by horny bastard April 03, 2005