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Chili Dogging

When a man or woman wakes their boyfriend or shemale partner up by taking a wet sloppy dump all over their dick.
Example: Craig was tired of his realtionship going no where with his boyfriend so one day he took it upon himself to wake him by making a sloppy mess of his gentalia by unloading his wet, sloppy, hot, and spicy chili pile all over his cock. Craig's Chili masked his cock with a stinky, musky, wretched, arousing, scent. Then Craig's boyfriend Matt awoke and said what the fuck Craig?! What is it Matt aren't you hungry for "Chili Dogs"? Well... I do like me some good ol' fashionable "Chili Dogging" Matt exclaimed.

Chili Dogging

Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.
Dude, we gotta go chili dogging tonight!
Chili Dogging by Cumbungus November 5, 2020

Chili Cheese Dogging

The act of shoving chili in your partners asshole, meanwhile shoving your own smegma inside your penis whole, after-which you launch you smegma (cheese) out with your nut inside the chili filled asshole in order to be sucked out.
Guy: “but babe I hate chili cheese dogging.”
Girl: “stop winning and grab the chili”

Chili Doggin' It 

When in anal sex the receiver defecates on the partner's penis.
1. Last night that hooker tried to pull a chili dog on me!

2. If I had known she liked Chili Doggin' It, I would have left.
Chili Doggin' It by J-Fizzle 88 April 5, 2007

Chilli Dogging 

When a male and female are having sex and the female is on her period which makes it look like the male has a chilli dog for a dick.
Damn foo you been chilli dogging her for months now thats sick!
Chilli Dogging by JRR [Slick] December 16, 2008

Chili doggin

Jessica wanted me to try chili doggin her last night.
Chili doggin by AdonisNeo August 27, 2025
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