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Chili Ring Destruction 

when your chili ring (a.k.a. your butthole) starts to bleed uncontrolably and shoot out foreign objects at various speeds and distances, causing immense pain and 3rd degree burns to everyone around you. if you can relate it to a violent volcanic eruption your chili ring and butthole is defietlly being destroyed. hense chili ring destruction. low chance of ever recovering or even surviving.
chili ring destruction is when you eat too many hot wings and start to feel like someone is shoving a samoan fire eater up your butthole. and he isnt going in without a fight. shortly after you start to to feel weak at the knees and eventuyally collapse and deficate all over yourself and the walls. not a pretty sight.
Chili Ring Destruction by dr fudge November 22, 2011

chili ring 

The feces that remains around your asshole if you do not wipe well enough.
She had a nice ass, but also a nasty chili ring. She's gotta wash her butt.....
chili ring by supacool(o)(o) July 1, 2008

chili ring of death

When you have spicy food and and your asshole hurts when you shit
Hey did you hear mtv pat had the chili ring of death after he ate spicy peppers
chili ring of death by Buntin June 6, 2020

Chili Ring Fiesta 

A large grouping of people cleaning the excess fecal matter of each other's assholes by intercourse or use of tongue.
Holy shit Gary I still have feces in my mouth from that raging chili ring fiesta last night.

Chili Ring 

When the skin around an anus is a darker skin tone then her skin color. Often darker brown in color, especially noticable if she has pale skin. The opposite of a pink donut, which is an anus pink in color with no dark skin around it.
I was sexually interested in Mary until she spread her buttcheeks to reveal a nasty chili ring. I left immediately.

chili ring 

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.
You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"
chili ring by Arashiin October 9, 2011
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