chicago suburbs 

"I'm from Chicago..."
... But you're really not from Chicago

Chicago Suburbs

chicago suburbs by Traffik_ok_kone82 October 2, 2015

Chicago Suburban Fagot 

a person from the suburbs of Chicago, who claim that they are from Chicago, but are not.

Most people from Evergreen Park, Oak Lawn, Palos, Orland, Blue Island, Chicago Ridge, Burbank, Alsip, Hometown, Bridgeview and other surrounding suburbs think that they are from Chicago but they're not and every real Chicagoan hates them.

People who wish that they lived in Chicago, but they are to big of pussies to move there.

I asked this guy who said he was from Chicago what neighborhood he was from and he said Orland. So I called him a Chicago Suburban fagot, and told him to go to his nice, rich, white suburb.

Chicago Suburban Fagot by SNJ July 6, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016