Chicago Steemer

When a man has steaming diarrhea on a girls chest and then procedes to tittyfuck her.

That horny bitch let me give her a Chicago Steemer

by RASTABOOM May 22, 2010

chicago steamer

The same thing as a Cleveland Steamer, but with a fart added, in honor of the windy city.

<inkedmn> man, strike wouldn't let me do him til I promised to give him a chicago steamer.

by kmj January 20, 2003

Chicago Steamer

A girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your dick in her mouth. While she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.

Person 1: Why do you smell like crap?
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.

by themanofthehour April 5, 2005

chicago steamer

The act of presenting a wedding proposal in a steam shower, especially when the steam shower is in your parents' Chicago home.

<groom to be> After a bottle of wine and a relaxing evening lounging on the deck, the time was right to propose. I therefore gave her a Chicago Steamer in my parents' house. Naked.

<naked bride to be> Yes! You should have just written it on the glass door, however the work of art I know as your body is just as romantic.

by best_friend_4ever July 15, 2010

Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

by Like shappard June 27, 2024

The Chicago steamer

The act of laying a fat steamy shit on a Portillo’s hot dog bun and your significant other eating it Chicago style.

Dave I’m feeling really hungry tonight, can you prepare the Chicago steamer tonight?

by Jpeg2436 March 7, 2026