Chicago Steemer

When a man has steaming diarrhea on a girls chest and then procedes to tittyfuck her.

That horny bitch let me give her a Chicago Steemer

Chicago Steemer by RASTABOOM May 22, 2010

chicago steamer 

The same thing as a Cleveland Steamer, but with a fart added, in honor of the windy city.

<inkedmn> man, strike wouldn't let me do him til I promised to give him a chicago steamer.

chicago steamer by kmj January 20, 2003

Chicago Steamer 

A girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your dick in her mouth. While she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.

Person 1: Why do you smell like crap?
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.

Chicago Steamer by themanofthehour April 5, 2005

chicago steamer 

The act of presenting a wedding proposal in a steam shower, especially when the steam shower is in your parents' Chicago home.

<groom to be> After a bottle of wine and a relaxing evening lounging on the deck, the time was right to propose. I therefore gave her a Chicago Steamer in my parents' house. Naked.

<naked bride to be> Yes! You should have just written it on the glass door, however the work of art I know as your body is just as romantic.

chicago steamer by best_friend_4ever July 15, 2010

Chicago steamer 

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

Chicago steamer by Like shappard June 27, 2024

The Chicago steamer

The act of laying a fat steamy shit on a Portillo’s hot dog bun and your significant other eating it Chicago style.

Dave I’m feeling really hungry tonight, can you prepare the Chicago steamer tonight?

The Chicago steamer by Jpeg2436 March 7, 2026