Chicago Steemer
Chicago Steemer by RASTABOOM May 22, 2010
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chicago steamer
chicago steamer by kmj January 20, 2003
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Chicago Steamer
A girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your dick in her mouth. While she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.
Person 1: Why do you smell like crap?
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.
Chicago Steamer by themanofthehour April 5, 2005
chicago steamer
The act of presenting a wedding proposal in a steam shower, especially when the steam shower is in your parents' Chicago home.
<groom to be> After a bottle of wine and a relaxing evening lounging on the deck, the time was right to propose. I therefore gave her a Chicago Steamer in my parents' house. Naked.
<naked bride to be> Yes! You should have just written it on the glass door, however the work of art I know as your body is just as romantic.
<naked bride to be> Yes! You should have just written it on the glass door, however the work of art I know as your body is just as romantic.
chicago steamer by best_friend_4ever July 15, 2010
Chicago steamer
Chicago steamer by Like shappard June 27, 2024
The Chicago steamer
The act of laying a fat steamy shit on a Portillo’s hot dog bun and your significant other eating it Chicago style.
The Chicago steamer by Jpeg2436 March 7, 2026
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