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Dick To Chick Ratio 

The ratio of guys to girls at any place.
Man, Simons dick to chick ratio is like 30.

Wow Bobs dick to chick ratio is negative 5.
Dick To Chick Ratio by BA_O_DA_ DAY September 30, 2010

Chico State Rattle Snake  

After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.
"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"

Chick : Bro Ratio 

The ratio of how many female friends you have, to the amount of how many male friends you have, indicating ability to attract females.
One guy: Woah, Bruun has such a high chick : bro ratio,

Chick Through Rate

The number of girls you have to get through on dating apps/sites to find someone worth dating
Matt: Having a hard time finding normal girlfriend material on Tinder
Sticky: You should try Match.com, the Chick Through Rate is probably better
Chick Through Rate by StickyOne January 10, 2019

Chick to Dick Ratio 

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.
The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.
Chick to Dick Ratio by Lenny July 27, 2004

Chick-to-Dick Ratio 

The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.
Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!
Chick-to-Dick Ratio by Maxel August 21, 2007