Chestnuts

Essentially a word used to describe testicles located on the chest (not related to Chesticles ).

Can also be used to describe a picture of boobs that have no visible nipple.

"man have you seen that kid walking around? they got some huge chestnuts"
"that anime girl has some nice chestnuts"

by pleasedonthurtmeimpoor July 06, 2018

Chestnuts

A maneuver in which one man yells "Chestnuts!" and forcefully grasps another person's bocces, like a vice grip, for a period of seven seconds or more. The aforementioned results in a sensation of pain and also occasional homoerotic confusion.

Joey: Yo guys, watch me sack tap Ted!
Ted: Hey, c'mon what did I do?
(Ted is sack tapped)
Joey: Haha, how those bocces feeling?
Ted(grimacing): Agh, they feel like, well... CHESTNUTS!!
Joey: AHHHH, OH GOD, PLEASE, LET GO, STOP!!!

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Dude 1: Bro, check that out!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: CHESTNUTS
Dude 2: OWWWW, DUUUDE!
Dude 1: HAHA, GOTCHYA!
Dude 2: Ow... ow, let go man, ha that's enough seriously
Dude 1: No..
Dude 2: ...
Dude 1: They feel nic..
Dude 2: Shut up.
Dude 1: This never happened

by 311Chronicles May 27, 2009

chestnut

when a man ejaculates onto the breasts of a female sex partner

When he knew he was about to cum he pointed his dick right at her huge tits. They both knew a chestnut was imminent.

by Marchel March 19, 2013

chestnuts

a pair of boobs, a good rack

dude, check out that chicks chestnuts!

by that one kid with lots of free time April 03, 2007

chestnut

When a guy puts his balls in between a girls chest, while she massages it. Hence the name CHEST...NUT

Duuuudddee her tits are so big, she's gunna give me a chestnut

by glopmon123 May 31, 2011

Chestnut

a boobjob, where a man's nuts meets a woman's chest

Dude, katie and andy just chestnutted last night.

by AznUrban March 26, 2010

chestnut

The most legendary man in the history of the world.

BM: Man, did you see Chestnut down that extra large steeped tea?

BB: Yeah, Chestnut is such a legend

by Chestor_Is_A_Legend May 04, 2008