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chester the cat 

Chester an imaginary cat who's name was derived from Alice in wonderlands "chesher cat".

he almost always appears when your stoned or smashed, and is about the size of a fully grown elephant.

he lives in a garage because he is too big to sleep inside. And he appears different to each person.
Omg it's Chester the cat i must be so smashed right now.

Chester THE Cat 

He loved Lee CY Duck, who is gay. He is very 8745. He searched 'porn' at school before. He also once stripped naked! He watches AV every day.
Student A: I wanna be friends with Chester THE Cat
Student B: Don't be so 8745
Chester THE Cat by cho duck January 2, 2020

ChesterCat 

is a cat that travels though time and space in a sexy machine called a Tardis. ChesterCat is a mega Doctor Who nerd and loves photography. He is hipster and indie even thought he denies it. ChesterCat has a very big butt and wears glasses.
person one: whos that cute guy with tight jeans?
person two: oh thats a ChesterCat.
person one: oh does he have a girlfriend?
person two: yeah they're both losers who love Doctor Who.
ChesterCat by DrayFT October 1, 2011

chesterbate 

when a male masturbates, ejaculating onto his chest or abdomen, and rubs his semen into his skin. it is not used as terms of moisturization, but only for pleasure.
Last night, Chad masturbated and didn't have anything to wipe up with, so he decided to just chesterbate.
chesterbate by the mad adore December 19, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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