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Chester Cat

He watches AV every day. Once, he searched 'porn' at school and was punished by his teacher. He can transform into a cat with bloody colours. He lives with his cats.
Student A: I like Chester Cat!
Student B: Don't be so 8745
Chester Cat by cho duck December 17, 2019
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chester the cat 

Chester an imaginary cat who's name was derived from Alice in wonderlands "chesher cat".

he almost always appears when your stoned or smashed, and is about the size of a fully grown elephant.

he lives in a garage because he is too big to sleep inside. And he appears different to each person.
Omg it's Chester the cat i must be so smashed right now.

Chester THE Cat 

He loved Lee CY Duck, who is gay. He is very 8745. He searched 'porn' at school before. He also once stripped naked! He watches AV every day.
Student A: I wanna be friends with Chester THE Cat
Student B: Don't be so 8745
Chester THE Cat by cho duck January 2, 2020

ChesterCat 

is a cat that travels though time and space in a sexy machine called a Tardis. ChesterCat is a mega Doctor Who nerd and loves photography. He is hipster and indie even thought he denies it. ChesterCat has a very big butt and wears glasses.
person one: whos that cute guy with tight jeans?
person two: oh thats a ChesterCat.
person one: oh does he have a girlfriend?
person two: yeah they're both losers who love Doctor Who.
ChesterCat by DrayFT October 1, 2011

chesterbate 

when a male masturbates, ejaculating onto his chest or abdomen, and rubs his semen into his skin. it is not used as terms of moisturization, but only for pleasure.
Last night, Chad masturbated and didn't have anything to wipe up with, so he decided to just chesterbate.
chesterbate by the mad adore December 19, 2007
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