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polish chess match 

The act of two stupid people arguing a complex issue.
I went to the city council meeting last night, but it turned into a Polish Chess Match.

Bohemian Chess Match 

A game in which two people to see who can put more bodily fluids on a target without being caught.
The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt