Chef Blowardee
Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!
Chef Blowardee by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007
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Chef Boyardee
An 100 percent Italian person who is related to the godfather and enjoys eating spaghetti and meatballs while drinking bacardi 151.
Chef Boyardee by Puss Kuss March 16, 2004
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Chef Boyardee guarantee
Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"
Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."
Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."
Chef Boyardee guarantee by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017
Chef Boyardee
A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.
Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!
Chef Boyardee by Red C November 27, 2015
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chef boyardee by bunny boy March 5, 2004
Chef Boyardee
When a guy opens a can of spaghetti and dumps it in the girls ass then proceeds to fuck it while putting meat balls in her vagina.
Chef Boyardee by Furry Frank May 9, 2018
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Chef Boyardeeznuts by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 28, 2023
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