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Cheesus Christ
Cheesus Christ by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016
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Cheesicus • Cheesifusion • Cheesus • Cheesebus • Cheesus Crust • Cheesus Christ • Cheemious • cheeseus • cheesidue • cheesusaurus rex
Cream Cheesus
A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.
Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
Cream Cheesus by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019
Cheesus Fish
Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ
*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.
*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.
Cheesus Fish by Alowishu5 May 31, 2009
Grilled cheesus
Grilled cheesus by CharcharCharOhyeah September 29, 2010
Cheesus
An all-cheese knowing entity. The central figure of Cheesism. A teacher and a healer. You refer to cheesus in times of cheese need (e.g. prior to hosting a dinner party with a cheese board). Cheesus will answer any of your cheese related prayers/cries for help.
Cheesus by cheesus_disciple January 6, 2011
Cheesus Crust
Cheesus Crust by Asshead December 28, 2005
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