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Cheesebus

1. A schoolbus, usually a really shitty one with an asshole driver.
2. The most common mode of transportation for SWB students, followed closely by the Shitty Bus, the DerFuhrerMobile, and the Heel-Toe Express, since SWB spends all its money on piss-yellow printer paper and hush-money to keep half its teachers from being fired.
3. Utter and complete dogshit.

Word originated from the fact that the bus is the same color as the anemic American Cheese that's made in Sri Lanka and served in SWB school lunches along with plenty of Man Mayonnaise and Corpse-Eating Rat meat.
Mark: We better get on the cheesebus so we won't miss gym class and have to get more porn for Stiffen's Armada to graduate!

Me: I fucking hate gym class! All it is is Kool-Aid and Windbag making bullshit calls about the gradeschool games Stiffen came up with for us to play so he could sell bootleg tapes to the Cyborg Businessman! That and Blubbernaut and the Fat Guy trying to kill me with dodgeballs and cornhole you and That Mofo Pooh!

Gherel: It also sucks that our school is supposed to be one of the best in the city, yet we can't afford our own gym or even computers that aren't either factory rejects or filled with Soviet Schoolgirl Porn! Oh well, at least we get to make fun of Flowers when she comes on to Mr. Bus Driver.

Me: Yeah, I guess there's that...
by Jack D. Ripper July 29, 2004
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Cheeseburg

A German city from which immigrants introduced the cheeseburger to the United States.
A hamburger is from Hamburg; a cheeseburger is from Cheeseburg.
by cshin9 August 20, 2012
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Cheesebag

A term used to describe a member of Pest Control Humor Depot (PCHD), a Facebook group of pest control professionals.
The term came about when a member wanted to come up with a word that would be an identifier in the wild.
Derived from the meme "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags," which is a product sold to store blocks of cheese that is purported to extend their freshness.
"Make sure you Cheesebags follow the label directions!"
"The weather is crap. Stay safe out there, Cheesebags!"
by PCHD Overlord March 7, 2023
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cheekbuster

a cheekbuster is an individual who finds satisfaction in forcibly taking a man's buttcheeks ... usually in prison ... but it has been known to happen on the outside .... can also be applied to a traditional heterosexual relationship
big Mike was calling the shots , until his car found out he was bustin out buttcheeks , no he's just a cheekbuster
by wiggsplitter March 3, 2018
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cheeseburger attack

the intense urge that strikes one to get a cheeseburger regardless of the trials and tribulations one may face to obtain it's juicy goodness.
We need to get to McDonalds ASAP, because I am having a cheeseburger attack!!
by christinajuanita August 28, 2010
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Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.
Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!
by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007
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Cheeseburgasm

Food-orgasm you get after eating a greasy cheeseburger. Usually occurs after eating a good cheeseburger when you've been craving for one for a long time.
(While eating a cheeseburger) - Oh my, i just had a cheeseburgasm. cheeseburger foodgasm food boner burger big mac
by AgentKay July 31, 2012
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