cheeseyweasel 

Cheeseyweasel is the term for a mans penis that has gone unwashed for several days

I pulled his trousers down and he had this tiny cheeseyweasel, so i got the hell out of there

cheeseyweasel by biiiig jim January 15, 2008

cheeseweasel 

The cartoon character created by Jim Ridings. But even before that, April 3rd has always been a public holiday in some places because it is Cheeseweasel Day. He is said to put Cheese under your computer keyboard every year on April 3rd, but only for the good girls and boys. He also has a song, which can be downloaded from the main Cheeseweasel Website. The cheeseweasel has many websites, but I cannot mention the URL because that would be advertising.

(Words taken from the Cheeseweasel Song)

Who brings cheese on April 3rd?
It's the CHEESEWEASEL
He's not a silly bunny or a rabbit or a bird
It's the CHEESEWEASEL

Etc...

cheeseweasel by Kieran Jones May 13, 2005