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Cheese Jizz 

Using melted cheese as lubrication for sex or jerking off.
"I totally cheese jizzed last night"
"Me and my wife where looking for something different, so we cheese jizzed."
Cheese Jizz by PrototypeXt3 March 13, 2009
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jizzaroni and cheese 

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something
jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche
jizzaroni and cheese by evak April 6, 2008

Cheesewizz 

A slang term for pornography or 'porn'. Can be used to disguise embarrassment that can be evoked when saying "porn". However, not a very widespread term, however Cheeswizz is becoming more popular.

Co-incidentally, Cheesewizz is also an American dairy product. It consists of a cheesy spread, that can be used for sandwiches and dips etc. Retail price is roughly $5.00, quite a bargain.
Dude 1: "Jake, send me the cheesewizz."
Dude 2: "Ok then"

Dude 1: "Bro I just saw the new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Oh sweet man, how is it?"

Dude 1: "Oh my days, Zach Best made a new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Awesome!"
Cheesewizz by Solid Brickway December 31, 2009

Cheesepizzak 

Cheesepizzak, it means eating a piss pizza with shit and cheese on it.
James “Hey man wanna try a Cheesepizzak?”

Brian “What’s that?”

James “You eat a piss pizza with shit and cheese on i-“

Brian “Im in.”
Cheesepizzak by cheesepizzak April 24, 2022

cheesepizza

Niggers are cheesepizza
cheesepizza by Hbhhhhhhhhkojnhh March 18, 2018

cheesepizza611 

an awesome ass person who is better than all of you. should be a model.
wow it’s cheesepizza611!

new york cheesewizz 

when you put cheese in a girls hoo haw and lick clean
mike just ate a new york cheesewizz
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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