The worst of all cheese dicks, or to some, the best of all cheese dicks. The cheese dick that creates the most cheese. Current Grand Cheese Wizard Chris C.
by DonkeyNation August 20, 2008
Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.
Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard
by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005
A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.
by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 22, 2019
by suukriit September 23, 2020
A type of video gamer who enjoys exploiting the mechanics of a game to pull of ridiculous cheese moves that the game designer never foresaw. Their cheese plays often reveal how broken a game is.
All the Cheese Wizards are playing Phoenix Point right now and completing tough missions on the first turn.
by Gorffo January 10, 2020
"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"
by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
Guardian 2: "Yep."
by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024