Cheese Wanker

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.

He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!

by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022

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cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

by Addaz M May 17, 2008

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by Swaggy Jason November 8, 2023

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A Person who is consistently wacking his cheese.

Cheese wacker:someone who frequently plays with their wang.

Taylor:hey man, how did it go last night with that chick?

Liam:nah man, she was ratty as eh,I ended up fapping myself to sleep.

Taylor:man you are allways wacking your cheese.

Liam:yeah I know. , im such a cheese wacker.

by skuxa February 24, 2015

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