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when someone touches a rotten moldy cheese, and is therefore contaminated forever by it.
"Look how ugly Donovan is. He must have gotten Cheese touch."

"Cheese Touch sure did get the best of Rosie O' Donnel. Yuck"
by RaspyRory January 18, 2009
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When you fart and then touch someone, and say Cheese Touch, the only way to protect yourself from it is to cross your fingers if you are a girl, if you are a boy, put your two fingers together.
The origins come from "cutting cheese".

Tori had a gnarly fart so she walked over to Angelo who had his fingers straight...and Nini, who was crossing her fingers, so Tori couldn't pass on her Cheese Touch. But Mauricio, didn't know about Cheese Touch, so Tori infected him with it. And he died.
by DeadFlapjackSafari May 15, 2010
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Cheese Touch: Noun; state of being:

When an uncircumcised person touches you, you get this.
β€œBro did you hear that Mo gave Jackson the cheese touch the other day?”

β€œHaha bro thats so gross”
by lasaga September 25, 2019
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Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.
Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.
by Cunt, The Exalted November 13, 2011
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When your fingers are covered in cheese crumbs from cheese doodles (cheet?) and you touch somebody else.
Sean was eating cheese doodles and he yelled to his sister "cheese touch" and touched her getting cheese doodle crumbs all over and making her cry.
by phil from Phila August 28, 2010
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