cheese baby 

noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.

Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles

cheese baby by moominX July 1, 2010

Cheese Baby 

A person who deletes their shitty, incorrect takes on Twitter

After Georgia completed their comeback in the Rose Bowl, Nick deleted all of his Pro-Oklahoma tweets like a total cheese baby.

Cheese Baby by Cheese baby January 3, 2018

cheese baby 

Describes a male who doesn't wash under his foreskin! Originally was used by the Afro-Caribbean community to describe new arrivals from the Caribbean whose hygiene wasn poor.

When describing someone with poor hygiene: "cheese baby".

cheese baby by henrybovis July 25, 2006

Smol Cheese Baby 

A literal smol guy, pretty ting, super cheese.

Mmm yeah smol cheese baby, pretty ting.

Smol Cheese Baby by LaRelampagablanca3004 January 12, 2021

Cream Cheese Baby 

The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.

So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.

Cream Cheese Baby by Captain Duder March 23, 2009

baby cheese 

after the baby comes out it is covered in tiny white chunks. the nickname is cheese

what the hell is that baby covered in?
thats baby cheese! duh.

baby cheese by cheesegirl01 December 9, 2008

baby cheese 

its when breast milk or formula milk, specifically not dairy milk, gets caught in the neck rolls of a 3-6 month old baby and it becomes sticky and solid and then the baby smells sour. baby cheese

oh wow did you hold jessica's baby?
yeah, it smelled like baby cheese

baby cheese by thebaba June 23, 2022