Someone who smokes alot of pot but never ever has there own, therefore they are scavenging someone elses hard earned greens. Usually comes in late and asks the smoker to smoke him up(being the cheebahawk) Whining and begging is usually seen during this
"Hey smoke me up, Ill give you 2 bones"
"No"
"Come on dude, Ill give u 3 bones, and I'll smoke you up when I get buds"
"Ok"
"Nice"
One who has the ability to sense the smoking of the herb from a distance and home in on the victim's circle. Upon infiltrating the smoking circle the cheebahawk will aim to procure a number of tokes from the victim.
Cheebahawk - "Yo, what up? What you guys doing? Thought I smelled something out here."
Victim - "You want a hit on it?"
Cheebahawk - "Yeah! I'd love one! That would be great"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!