Cheatum 

The proper way to ask to be able to hit a vape.

Cheatum?

Cheatum by Mr. No name🖕 August 27, 2017

cheatmail

The free e-mail account that isn't known to one's romantic partner. Typically Gmail, Hotmail, or Yahoo Mail.

I sent the new girl at work a message from my cheatmail account so my wife doesn't see it.

cheatmail by chingaleta December 30, 2008

Cheatums 

Cheatums is a way to say 'the worst part' when telling a story.

'I was off work today, but the cheatums is I had to come in anyway for a meeting!'

Cheatums by prozac4312 February 12, 2009

Cheatmare

A nightmare about your significant other cheating on you.

I had the worst cheatmare last night; you slept with that slut down the hall.

Cheatmare by MolsenIce June 7, 2011

Tanning Chatum 

When you have surprise anal with a blindfold

Yo I tanning chatumed yo bitch last night and she didn't even know!!!!! Yeah nigga!!!!

Tanning Chatum by DoubleDeezNuts March 18, 2019

Cheatulepoopa 

n: 1. A lot of shit in your toilet bowl
2. A horrible meal

Oh my god man, I shouldn't have eaten so much, there was a cheatulepoopa in my bathroom.

Cheatulepoopa by JamesRomano September 12, 2006

Cheatux 

Elux's alterego, adopted when playing in the goal keeper position in soccer. Her behaviour in this state is characterised by the tendency to force the distance between the goal posts to a vanishingly small width.

The opposition failed to score, as the canny Cheatux had reduced the goal size once again.

Cheatux by Flanby September 15, 2003