Definitions by Flanby

Elux 

Female of Longreach ancestry. Possesses the ability to consume copious amounts of jelly and/or pancakes. Known for inexplicably utilising public Barbecue's in the place of conventional ovens. See also Cheatux

Elux baked herself some jelly.

Elux by Flanby September 15, 2003

Cheatux 

Elux's alterego, adopted when playing in the goal keeper position in soccer. Her behaviour in this state is characterised by the tendency to force the distance between the goal posts to a vanishingly small width.

The opposition failed to score, as the canny Cheatux had reduced the goal size once again.

Cheatux by Flanby September 15, 2003

Flanby 

Male of Brisbane origin, with an amazing vocabulary (sesquipedalianism) and a tendency to use the correct spelling for the word 'stubborn'. Desire to be correct is made manifest in a variety of mediums (including farcical dictionaries).

Flanby exfoliated the blatant spelling inadequacy present in the definition of his very name, by presenting an alternative definition which was really just a piece of satire.

Flanby by Flanby September 11, 2003