chavalier

An offensively customised car. Usually older than its driver, adorned with a ‘body kit’, (stolen) alloy wheels and a loud exhaust system with an oversized tail pipe. Driven and passengered by chavs listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.

A Vauxhall Chavalier

by urbane gorilla June 2, 2005

chavalier

particaularily pathetic car, spray painted to match burberry, owned by a chav.

did you see that mingin' chavalier drive past?

by Caff January 29, 2005

Chavalier

Formerly a Vauxhall Cavalier car but now any form of motor vehicle driven by chavs. Usually fitted with at least one fart pipe and sporting several months of social security payments worth of speakers (and about 10 times more than the car cost) to play hip hop gangsta rap that the occupants can't actually understand a word of. The Chavalier is normally driven with such laws of physics challenging acceleration/retardation that on stopping the car the townies inside continue to rock their heads back and forth like tortoises on speed.

"i say, what on earth is that awful sound?"
"chill out, bro, Nige just gotta new set of bins in his Chavalier"

by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

Cavaliercharlie

Living proof that there is a thin line between genius and idiot.

You would have to be on Cavaliercharlie to understand sublime rants.

by Old Grunt December 5, 2013

chavier

It's a name resulting from a rare mixture of Javier and Xavier. So far, Chavier's tend to be Cuban, extremely energetic and passionate about their likes. Not the nerd type, however a Chavier is really smart and responsible. Hard worker, perfect boyfriend. Kind of shy when it comes to flirt with smart girls, but considers intelligence to be a crucial quality in a woman. They also tend to be Sagittarius and are surprisingly compatible with libra's. Described in one word: adventurous.

I really admire Chavier: he's not only extremely smart and funny; but the way he seems to have everything figured out makes me feel safe.

by treintayseis January 19, 2012

Anal Chandalier

When pieces of shit hang off of the hair on your asshole

my cat took and enormous crap last night, then he formed an anal chandalier

by James, Andrew September 22, 2005

Chavieras

A male from South America who is very narcissistic and self consumed and does ballsy things to make up for his small penis size. He is a playboy and will often talk to lots of females but will never stick to just one

A: this guy I met has a tiny penis
B: what’s his name, Chavieras?

by TittyTiddler July 25, 2022