Chauncey's Number 

Not to be confused with the term Chauncy, which is not even similar.

Chauncey's number is the amount of time between when ant item, person or animal enters the world and when it inevitably touches a penis. This number is lower for girls named Kandi.

"Man, Stormi's Chauncey's Number is like, 15 years. She's wild."

"Bro, when we were skinny dipping, that turtle found out it's Chauncey's Number. Nasty."

Chauncey's Number by Samuel Gmoney October 24, 2019

sweet chauncey 

One who is such a complete failure as a professor due to a misplaced reliance on PowerPoint, that he has to sue for tenure.

Goddamn, he's so bad, he's a sweet chauncey.

sweet chauncey by Torts sucks December 7, 2004

sweet chauncey 

1. Someone of an ambiguously homosexual nature.

2. Chant used by dominant softball teams to celebrate utter dominantion of lowly opponents, and to rub failure into the faces of the defeated.

"Better watch out, Cameron, Sweet Chancey is lookin' for that one satisfaction"

sweet chauncey by Break Danzer April 13, 2004

sweet chauncey 

When a girl makes her guy eat high amount of sugar for a week so that his "spirit" gets sweet.

Girl, I'm gonna give you a sweet chauncey

sweet chauncey by j. strong April 15, 2004

Saucy Chauncey

A Saucy Chauncey. The act of eating nothing but seasoning packets (taco, pizza, ranch, etc.) over a 24 hour period, shitting out the dusty remnants into a pillow case, then running down your neighbors, smacking them with the pillow case, covering them in fecal matter and seasoning powder while exclaiming “SAUCY CHAUNCEY!!”

Bro 1.

Patrick ate eleven packets of Pizza Hut “Zesty” seasoning, crapped in a pillow case and smacked Sam in the face with it while he shouted “Saucy Chauncey”.

Bro 2.

Uh…..yeah dude. That’s called a Saucy Chauncey.

Saucy Chauncey by Mega Hemroids July 29, 2026

chauncey mchamhands 

Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.

I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!

chauncey mchamhands by Ricrah December 3, 2015

Chauncey Billups

A NBA champion and NBA mvp of the finals. One of the most clutch players to play now or perhaps ever. They call him big shot and hits timeless deep threes to force over time or to win. Sick three point shot and has one of the best visions in the games. Rarely turns it over or misses freethrows.

Chauncey Billups for MVP.

Chauncey Billups by they call me March 2, 2006