Skip to main content

Chatroulette Drinking Game 

Alright here’s the chatroulette drinking game. Best played with a group because the internet is a lonely and desolate place:

Everytime you see a penis you scream loudly to surprise a masturbator into disconnecting. Immediately after he disconnects you drink a sip of your beer.

You drink ever time you see a black man and loudly announce “black man!”
If you see chicks, you shout “show your tits.” If they show their tits you drink the rest of your beer.

Anyone else, you insult the shit out of them before they switch to the next person.

You never may end the conversation unless the person is obviously not doing anything. They must end it. If they haven’t, you must point at them and insult them until they end it.

(you may open a new window)
The Chatroulette drinking games if fucking awesome. Holy shit I got fucking wasted while screaming at dudes beating their meat.
Chatroulette Drinking Game mug front
Get the Chatroulette Drinking Game mug.
See more merch
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016