When you are talking to your friend from the phone in the hotel bathroom and you have diarrhea from drinking the
local water in a third world
country.
Hey Brendan! Do you believe that we are still having a chat
shat after the fifth
day in Punta Cana? I still have Montezuma’s revenge and need to call from the hotel bathroom. I
don't think I can play in the ping pong tournament today.