Charmangel

Charming, angel, earth angel, God’s soilder

Tell Your Charmangel to stop glaring at me

by LordRocky August 24, 2018

charmangulation

Tearing, ripping, or otherwise mutilating the first several sheets off of a new toilet roll in an attempt to find the "start".

Man that's totally F'ed up!!! You really committed charmangulation on that roll of bungwipe, didn't you?

by Telephony November 15, 2010

Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

charmandering

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"

I was charmandering your sister last night.

by Having a giggle July 21, 2014

Charmander

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011

charmageddon

A name given for the toilet paper hoarding that happened because of the COVID-19 coronavirus.

Charmageddon definition: The action of people buying out stores stock of toilet paper like they will never be able to buy toilet paper ever again.

by anonymous April 25, 2020

charmingly ghetto

Something that blurs the line of ghettoness and creative ingenuity.

Little Johnny lost his bluetooth headset, so he had to strap his phone to his head with a sweatband. It was charmingly ghetto.

by KFC Frank April 11, 2008