Charlizephobia 

Me m robi opp fr. She mad fake and wont add us to calls. Put down charlize 2022 #fag

donald trump if u can hear us donald trump pls help us #BuildTheWall #ihatehondurans #ihate beaners

I have charlizephobia and am homophobic - Robi

Charlizephobia by Alyssssson June 11, 2022

Charlizephobia 

Having a fear of charlize and her fag ahhh. Build the wall for this exact reason so we can prevent ppl like this. Donald trump if u can hear me pls help me. #ihatefags #gayfreak #trump2024 #carlitosisugly

I have charlizephobia cuz shes an opp - Robi

Charlizephobia by Alyssssson June 11, 2022

Charliephobia 

The intense fear of Charlie D’amelio. Symptoms include, crying profusely at the sight of Charlie D’amelio’s videos, shitting you pants and somehow enjoying it, and heart disease. Solution: don’t watch Charlie D’amelio.

I just shit myself. I think I might have Charliephobia.

Charliephobia by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

charliphobia

Charliphobia is the Phobia of the hit comic strip character: Charlie Brown

you: charlie brown
them: AAAAAAAAAA dude i have charliphobia why?!?!

charliphobia by salmonsinbagels November 19, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019