The Charlie Brown buck is a painful sex move. It is done when the man is getting sick and tired of the old lady and just wants to end it as quick as possible, but without words being exchanged. The move is performed when the man is having sex with his girlfriend in the standing doggy style position. While thrusting in and out the man will scream the words "Charlie Brown" then immediately thrust his shaft into the girls brown eye. This will drop her to the ground, and then the man will finish by doing the snoopy dance around her while she is crying.
I think i may have broken my dick last night giving the old lady the Charlie Brownbuck.
Named after the poor kid on willy wonka. It is a sex position where the guy sticks a ziplock bag on his penis instead of a condom because they are poor.
A person with extremely low-esteem, low enough to cut himself to prove to his girl that he loves her, even though he goes to brothels. He loves to compare others to you, especially his buckteeth younger brothers, whom he looks up to, as they abuse him everyday. A person that is so tight, you'd need a crowbar to open his ass. Speaking of ass, his ex-girlfriend took it up the ass all the time, something he wishes he could do on the new one, but can't because she is in complete control of him, meaning, she'd dumped him any time, any where, any place.
"Look at that ho, she must be in complete control of that buckteeth charlie"
"Yeah, you're right, I can see the cuts on his arm"