Charles River 

River that starts in Hopkington and dumps out into Boston Harbor, seperating Boston and Cambridge. If you go to the Charles, you will likly see some smuck floating around, maybe a few condoms and dead birds as well. People row on it when its now winter and completely frozen over. It is famous for the Head of the Charles, a huge rowing regatta with tons of teams.

It is incredibly filthy, but I have swam in it and I am still alive today.

Son: Mommy, I touched the water in the Charles River with my finger.
Mom: Oh no, let's go to the hospital.

Charles River by Jennafine December 26, 2006

Charles River Creative Arts Program 

The most awesome camp ever located at the Charles River School in Dover, MA

You went to Charles River Creative arts Program?! You are so lucky, I really want to go there!

Charles River Creative Arts Program by crcaplove July 9, 2010

Charles River Ricotta 

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).

You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!

Charles River Ricotta by jcer1 February 15, 2022

Charles River Ricotta 

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).

You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!

Charles River Ricotta by jcer1 February 15, 2022

Charles River Jellyfish 

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.

While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.

Charles River Jellyfish by e-vigilante March 3, 2023

The Charles River 

The Charles River is a form of Jungle Juice that is made of roughly a half of bottle of Everclear, a half litter of Tequila, roughly 6 cans of light beer, a mixture of pink lemonade and yellow lemonade and some packets of sugar. It looks extremely nasty but it gets the job done. Also if you throw a condom in the mix it will look like The Charles River in Boston.

Guy1: Dude, that Jungle Juice looks like the fucking Charles River
Guy 2: Dude, it IS the Charles River; it'll get you fucked up.

The Charles River by HBoston January 31, 2010

The Reverse James Charles

The act of a male claiming to be gay to a female they are interested in, to try and seduce the female into converting said male into being straight (or bi) and trying to get with you.

As James Charles likes to try and turn men from straight to gay, the reverse James Charles goes the other way!

Her: Hey you look handsome tonight
Him: Thank you so much babe, did you know I'm gay?
Her: Ohh noo that's such a shame I think you look really hot, are you fully gay?
Him: I mean I think I'm sure I'm fully gay
Her: Maybe I'll show you what it's like to be with a girl so you can make your mind up ;)
Him: I just successfully used The Reverse James Charles on you, now let's make up my mind

The Reverse James Charles by Chames Jarles September 27, 2021