Charlatitus 

An inflammatory condition that causes ordinary people to believe they are infected with genuine knowledge. Typically diagnosed by by measuring level of ego-inflammation, hot-air expelled, and hallucinations of confidence about a topic they never researched. There is no known treatment.

He sounded confident when he presented at the meeting, but from his misused concepts do you think he he's coming down with charlatitus?

George must've read a new book because his charlatitus is acting up again.

I think their charlatitus has them believing they're a great executive even though they're taking credit for other's ideas and the CEO has to do end up doing their job for them.

I think I may be coming down with charlatitus because I caught myself repeating something I heard Joe say that sounded impressive but I never fact-checked it.

Charlatitus by Sage Zabavnik May 20, 2023

Carlatious 

You use this when you have to pee. Alike to when you are hungry it’s the feeling you have when you have to pee or when you want/need to drink water you would say thirsty. This is the same thing just for urination.

“Omg I’m so carlatious right now, I’ll be right back in going to the bathroom”

Carlatious by Kikis coffee hut March 22, 2022