Fat, boorish, business men with a penitent for bad, dated suits that somewhat resemble "The Penguin" of Batman fame. Charbon's prefer the heavy use of cheap cologne to toilet paper and rarely wear socks with loafers. They are sexist and proud of it and are often seen with open sores around their mouths from time spent with rented women. Though loud and obnoxious, a Charbon will be frightened easily when challenged.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.