Chapusta 

A word used at any context

David is a piece of chapusta

Chapusta by Chapusta zaddy November 12, 2020

Chapstache 

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

Chapstache by HollowShell September 22, 2011

chapstatic 

The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.

Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic

chapstatic by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015

chausta 

A friend that's closer than a brother, and is someone you think highly of; A more personal version of the words bro and baller.

Sup, chausta? How's life?

chausta by Hogarth S. January 2, 2008

chapultapec 

An exclamation made while pulling ones pants up a small distance, approximatey less then 4 inches.

I was scarred to go into the kitchen where the plumber was until I heard him say chapultapec.

chapultapec by Gary Smith December 6, 2003