Chaplabia

Is when your labia is so dry it has become chapped.

Girl I gotta stop wearing those tight ass leggings all the time, I'm getting chaplabia.

by MDS Guru April 28, 2017

Chapmaniac

A fan of Aroldis Chapman, relief pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds, considered to throw the fastest pitches in Major League Baseball. His fastball regularly exceeds 100 mph and was clocked at 105 mph during the 2010 season.

The Chapmaniacs were treated to a display of pitching wizardry as Reds relief pitcher Aroldis Chapman struck out three batters in the ninth inning.

by rossburg December 19, 2010

chalaba

A term used for when multiple homies give you blow job at once.

This chalaba feels so nice.

by ZappierPanda777 July 1, 2021

the Grapplin' Chaplain

1. Nickname for Jeff Goven, submission grappler and universal faith minister (used to go to various prisons & jails as an outside chaplain for the inmates).

2. A crime-fighting cartoon character based loosely on Jeff Goven.

The Grapplin' Chaplain is small and old and cannot defeat that heavyweight college wrestler by college wrestling rules, but, allow all grappling techniques, remove all points and time limits, and the GC will win by a submission!

by Debbie Goven June 17, 2009

Capalbian

When you drop an object on the floor ( usually a lighter) and at the same time you pull your pants down so that the people behind you see your scrotum

I pulled a capalbian to the boys the other day ...

by Rrest November 20, 2020

chaplain

Traditionally a cleric (can be used as a word for a: minister, priest, pastor, rabbi, purohit, or imam) or a lay representative of a religious tradition, attached to a secular institution (such as a hospital, prison, military unit, intelligence agency, embassy, school etc. The chaplain's role is supportive, serving as a counsellor and guide to the psycho-spiritual needs of the staff and patients. Originally a priest or minister who had charge of a chapel, now an ordained member of the clergy who is assigned to a special ministry

The army unit had a chaplain to say a few prayers at the funeral of the dead soldiers.

Look Steve, here comes the chaplain...

by Disorganised January 5, 2022

Ahmed Chalabi

An international criminal who will bring law and order to Iraq. At least according to Bush.

Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.

by Xyzzy September 21, 2004