Channel 3

Sports1. The type of tv channel you stumble across at 1:56 am in a German hotel on a school trip that’s magically transformed from an international slapping competition to a soft core pornographic car mechanic role play show at 2am that your friend will watch for a solid hour or so.

“Oh my god did you see Channel 3 last night”
“Hell yeah dude”

Channel 3 by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia April 13, 2025

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Channel 3 Eyewitness News

a television station in Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States, affiliated with NBC. The station has been owned by Sarkes Tarzian, Inc. since 1982

Cindy Sexton celebrated 25 years with Channel 3 Eyewitness News in 2010. She co-anchors Live at 5:00 , Live at 5:30, Eyewitness News at 6:00, and participates as a co-host on 3 Plus You weekdays at 11:00 a.m.

Channel 3 Eyewitness News by SPrice1980 May 21, 2023

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Channel 3 Eyewitness News

an NBC-affiliated television station licensed to Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States, serving southeastern Tennessee, northwestern Georgia, northeastern Alabama and extreme southwestern North Carolina. The station is owned by Sarkes Tarzian, Inc.

More than 100 were shown on Channel 3 Eyewitness News, including her father's story as a Marine in Guadalcanal in WW II

Channel 3 Eyewitness News by SPrice1980 May 21, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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