Chandlering 

Being so awkward you turn into chandler from friends

Going off topic because youre awkward

woman - "i had sex with this big hairy man last night"
man - "yeah? i love peanuts"
woman - "what"
man - just chandlering..

"could i beeee anymore awkward"

Chandlering by sexygoddddddddd September 25, 2011

Chandlering

When someone hears your joke, says it louder than you and attempts to steals your thunder

dude stop chandlering all my jokes!

Chandlering by dessertguru October 11, 2025

Chandlerism

A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.

"From 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away." - Chandlerism spoken by Philip Marlowe

"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."

Chandlerism by darth_california September 20, 2009

Chundering 

Aussie slang for vomiting.

Guy 1: Oh mate I drank so much last night I've been chundering all morning!
Guy 2: That sucks a hairy ballsack, bro.

Chundering by Mortilith November 24, 2011

chandelering

The action of the scrotum swaying back and forth during the act of butt sex, wherein a smacking noise is achived when the balls make contact with the ass. Can be achived in either strait sex, or gay male sex; sorry lesbians.

Jim's balls were sore due to excessive chandelering.

chandelering by Zac C. September 22, 2005

Chandlerian 

Akin to a smug child who just peed in the pool.

"Have a nice swim," he said with a Chandlerian smile.

Chandlerian by The Dark Author January 11, 2023

Chundering Dicks 

When you've fucked up so bad, your not just spewin, your chundering dicks

Cant believe it, i'm chundering dicks

Chundering Dicks by long neck man June 14, 2010