Chandlerian

Akin to a smug child who just peed in the pool.

"Have a nice swim," he said with a Chandlerian smile.

by The Dark Author January 11, 2023

Chandlerism

A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.

"From 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away." - Chandlerism spoken by Philip Marlowe

"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."

by darth_california September 20, 2009

chandelering

The action of the scrotum swaying back and forth during the act of butt sex, wherein a smacking noise is achived when the balls make contact with the ass. Can be achived in either strait sex, or gay male sex; sorry lesbians.

Jim's balls were sore due to excessive chandelering.

by Zac C. September 22, 2005

Chandlering

Being so awkward you turn into chandler from friends

Going off topic because youre awkward

woman - "i had sex with this big hairy man last night"
man - "yeah? i love peanuts"
woman - "what"
man - just chandlering..

"could i beeee anymore awkward"

by sexygoddddddddd September 25, 2011

Chandlerism

A religion in which believes in the almighty chandler and the number one even more almighty, God.

“Yes, Yes I do follow Chandlerism, in the chible, in chandleronomy 33:14 it says “the sexy man, chandler will come and bounce thy ass upon request and leave after you have ejaculated semen on them thick ass cheeks.”

by ChandlerismFollowe72 March 18, 2021

Chandleritus

'Chandleritus' or 'Chandler Disease' Is a condition named after the Chandler character on the American sitcom 'Friends'. The effects of this incurable disease can be very severe. It is the need to make a joke out of everything that is happening, and having a serious attitude for only 3 minutes at a time. As a long term sufferer of this awful condition, I find it increasingly more and more difficult to keep a steady job, or to even pass the interview. So for as little as £3 a month, you can help ease the pain of this illness.

Me: On the way to this interview, I saw a guy who looked smarter dressed than me and I panicked a little, but he went the other way.
Interviewer: No, you look fine.
Me: Oooh hello, you look fine to you handsome devil. Sorry I have Chandleritus

Friend: My nan just died.
Me: Where there's a will...there's a way, congratulations. The drinks are on you I assume?
Friend: It's a good job I don't have Chandleritus, I need to write the eulogy.

by Shanus.T.Anus October 27, 2011

Chandlerism

When a man is married to a woman, but has deep and intimate feelings for a man.

His chandlerism is going to result in his children asking questions when they get older.

by Dragoon231 June 17, 2011